So, yeah. I have not posted for 223 days. Or 7 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 11 minutes, 21 seconds. Or 31 weeks. Or 5368 hours. Or 322,091 minutes. Or 19,325,481 seconds. Ok, I'm done. That is a long time. I apologize. So what have you been doing in that 7 months, 11 days, 16 ho... sorry. Here's a super quick rundown: nothing. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. I've been working and that's about it. So that's that for my past.
I was looking through my friends pages just now and I have come to one of two realizations: Only 3 people post on Live Journal or I don't have any friends. Either way, it's sad for me.
So this is my majestic return to Live Journal. Eat it.